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[BELL CHIMING]
[WOMAN SINGING ARIA]
Alan: AH, THERE.
PUCCINI...
SHOULD DO THE TRICK.
LET IT...
CARRY YOU AWAY.
[RATTLE OF METAL TRAY]
[PLUNK]
[CLICK]
[AERATOR HISSING]
[DENTIST'S DRILL WHIRRING]
THERE, NOW.
BETTER?
THANK YOU.
OH, NO.
NO, I HAVEN'T ALWAYS PRACTICED HERE.
MY STORY?
WELL, I BELIEVE
THERE'S A STORY TO BE TOLD
ON EVERY CORNER.
[DRILL WHIRS]
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
Alan's voice: I HAD A BEAUTIFUL WIFE.
I HAD A BEAUTIFUL HOME.
WE HAD A PERFECT LIFE TOGETHER.
BROOKE!
Alan: BUT UNDERNEATH THAT CLEAN, WHITE SURFACE,
THERE WAS THE STENCH OF DECAY.
BROOKE!
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
HELLO.
THE IRS?
YES. YES, IT'S ME.
YEAH, LOOK, MR. GOLDBLUM--
NO. NO, SIR, I'M NOT TRYING TO AVOID YOU,
BUT I TOLD YOU BEFORE
ALL MY RETURNS ARE HANDLED BY MY BUSINESS MANAGER.
IT'S JUST A MISTAKE.
BUT IT'S THEIR MISTAKE.
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME.
YES. YES, WE CAN MEET.
MY OFFICE.
NO. NO, NO, NO. NOT THIS AFTERNOON.
I'M SORRY. THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE.
[SIGH]
FINE, FINE. WHATEVER YOU SAY.
YES, A CHECKUP.
YES, I COULD.
I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
WHAT IS IT, HONEY?
LOOK AT THIS.
WHAT?
THERE.
YOU CAN'T SEE THAT? THE STAIN.
HOW COULD YOU LET THEM SEND IT BACK LOOKING LIKE THAT?
I CAN'T WEAR THAT.
I'M SORRY. I MUST HAVE MISSED IT.
NOW I HAVE TO WEAR THIS.
WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
MY DIAMOND CUFFLINKS.
WHEN I WEAR WHITE SHIRTS, I WEAR MY DIAMOND CUFFLINKS.
BUT I CAN'T WEAR MY DIAMOND CUFFLINKS
BECAUSE THEY'RE STILL AT THE JEWELER'S
HAVING THE STONES RESET, UNLESS, OF COURSE,
YOU PICKED THEM UP FOR ME.
I DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE.
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A FUND-RAISER
ALL WEEK LONG.
THINGS ARE GOING TO HELL AROUND HERE!
THIS HAS GOT TO STOP, BROOKE!
I WANTED TO WAIT UNTIL TONIGHT,
BUT, UH...
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
PLATINUM.
YOU ARE AMAZING.
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?
I DON'T KNOW.
OH.
THEY MUST HAVE COST A FORTUNE.
OH, GOD.
I JUST-- I'M CON--
[SIGH]
WHERE ARE WE GOING TONIGHT?
THAT...
IS MY SURPRISE.
MM-HMM?
YOU JUST BE READY AT 7:00.
WELL, I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO WEAR.
YOUR BLACK DRESS.
OHH...
THAT LITTLE BLACK DRESS?
THAT LITTLE BLACK DRESS.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
HONEY, YOU KNOW WHAT--
YOU'RE NOT WEARING ANYTHING.
WELL, I WAS GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER
AFTER YOU LEFT.
YOU WERE DRESSED LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF THE POOL MAN?
I'M WEARING A ROBE.
YEAH, BUT...
YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
ALAN, DON'T RUIN IT.
YOU'VE BEEN SMOKING.
I HAVE NOT.
YOU'RE LYING TO ME.
I CAN SMELL IT ON YOUR BREATH.
NOW I HAVE TO BRUSH MY TEETH AGAIN.
JUST BE READY BY 7:00.
FINE.
Alan's voice: NOTHING,
NO MATTER HOW GOOD
OR HOW PURE,
IS FREE OF DECAY.
ONCE THE DECAY GETS STARTED,
IT CAN ONLY LEAD TO ROT,
FILTH,
CORRUPTION.
[CHIMING]
HEY.
HEY, WHAT IS ALL THAT BROWN CRAP?
MAKE SURE YOU CLEAN THAT UP, RIGHT?
HEY, YOUR FILTER'S SHOT, MAN.
YOU NEED A NEW ONE.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT NEXT WEEK.
NO. NO, NO. NOT NEXT WEEK.
I WANT IT DONE TOMORROW.
DO YOU HEAR ME?
OH, MAN, I'M BUSY TOMORROW.
IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR JOB,
YOU'LL HAVE IT DONE TOMORROW.
YEAH, LIKE I SAID...
TOMORROW, MAN.
Alan's voice: THE FILTH WAS EVERYWHERE.
THE INFECTION...
WAS SPREADING.
HOW DEEP DID IT GO?
RIGHT...TO THE NERVE.
OH, YEAH.
OH, BABY.
[BROOKE MOANING]
[LAUGHING]
AH, YES. THAT'S IT.
OHH.
OH, BABY...
[BROOKE LAUGHING]
[BROOKE MOANING]
YEAH.
OHH...
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF HER!
I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
PLEASE, MR. FEINSTONE--
DOCTOR!
DOCTOR FEINSTONE.
I AM A DENTIST,
AND THIS IS MY WIFE,
YOU FILTHY PIECE OF SHIT!
PLEASE...PLEASE...
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
IT MEANS THAT SHE HAS GOT A PERFECT BITE.
COME ON, HON,
SHOW HIM HOW GOOD YOUR TEETH ARE.
SHOW HIM HOW GOOD YOUR TEETH ARE!
SHOW HIM YOUR TEETH, YOU LYING BITCH!
YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE!
SHOW HIM!
NO!
SHOW HIM!
NO!
[GUNSHOT]
Man: IS THE DENTIST HERE, OR WHAT?
IF YOU COULD JUST HAVE A SEAT.
DR. FEINSTONE WILL SEE YOU ALL
JUST AS SOON AS HE CAN.
JODY HAS GYMBOREE AT 10:30.
THERE WON'T BE A PROBLEM.
WE DON'T WANT HIM TO MISS THAT.
COULD YOU FILL THIS OUT FOR ME, PLEASE?
THANK YOU.
I'M SORRY. I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE.
HE'LL BE WITH YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
I'VE BEEN WAITING OVER AN HOUR.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT?
I HAD AN APPOINTMENT.
I'M SORRY, MR. SCHAEFFER.
JUST RELAX AND HAVE A SEAT.
I KNOW HE'LL BE WITH YOU
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
MR. SCHAEFFER.
[DING]
ANY SIGN OF HIM?
NO.
GREAT.
WE'LL HAVE TO RUSH THE MORNING PATIENTS.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
THE 8:30 ALREADY LEFT.
THIS IS ALL GOING TO BE MY FAULT SOMEHOW.
WATCH.
GOOD ATTITUDE, JESSICA.
WATCH.
APRIL.
APRIL REIGN.
WHERE IS HE?
I'M CALLING HIM.
[RING]
[MUFFLED RINGING]
[DOOR OPENS]
[AEROBICS MUSIC PLAYING]
ALAN?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I, UH...
PAULA.
I DIDN'T WANT TO CALL FROM THE HOUSE,
BUT I'M THINKING ABOUT THROWING BROOKE
A SURPRISE PARTY NEXT WEEK.
I WANTED TO MAKE SURE
THE TIME WAS GOOD FOR YOU.
YEAH. WHAT DAY?
FRIDAY?
FRIDAY'S GOOD.
[YAWN]
YOU REALLY SHOULD SCHEDULE A TIME.
A CHECKUP.
OH, GOD, I HATE DENTISTS.
YEAH, BUT WE'VE GOT THAT FILLING TO REDO.
IT'S ONLY GETTING WORSE.
WELL...
I GUESS I SHOULD.
THE OFFICE WILL CALL THEN.
MATT...
HEY, WHAT'S UP, BABY?
WHAT'S UP, BABY?
[DOG GROWLING]
[BARKING]
UH!
GRRR!
YUHH!
AAH!
[GUNSHOT] [YELP]
WELCOME TO HEAVEN.
IT'S KIND OF NEAT.
WELL, DR. FEINSTONE BELIEVES IT HELPS
TO RELAX THE PATIENT.
I COULD CERTAINLY USE SOME RELAXING.
OH. SO, YOU'RE A BEAUTY QUEEN.
JUST THE STATE FAIR.
[RING]
DR. FEINSTONE.
I'M SORRY.
THE DOCTOR'S NOT IN YET.
OK, FINE. THANK YOU.
[AIR HISSES]
WILL YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE?
UM, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
[DOOR CLOSES]
DR. FEINSTONE?
Brooke: YOU KNOW I DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE.
YOU BORE ME.
Matt: HEY, LIKE I SAID, TOMORROW, MAN.
[BROOKE LAUGHING]
I'LL THROW HER OUT...
INTO THE STREETS WHERE SHE BELONGS,
WITH NOTHING.
[IMITATING MOTOR NOISES]
Receptionist: JUST FILL THIS OUT FOR ME, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
HI.
I KNOW I'M EARLY.
YOU'RE NOT DUE TILL 11:30.
COULDN'T WAIT, HUH?
OH, I KNOW.
NO MORE BRACES. THANK GOD, AND TONIGHT
I'M GOING TO HAVE THIS REALLY COOL PARTY.
I'D LIKE YOU TO SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT
FOR MRS. ROBERTS FOR TOMORROW AFTERNOON.
OK.
NO. NO.
YOU'VE GOT YOUR SEMINAR TOMORROW AFTERNOON.
RIGHT.
SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE IT FIRST THING TOMORROW.
OH. MR. SCHAEFFER-- YOUR 8:30--
HAD TO LEAVE,
BUT JODY SANDERS IS READY.
IT'S HIS FIRST TIME.
Alan: JODY SANDERS.
THAT'S US.
JODY, IT'S YOUR TURN.
ISN'T THIS EXCITING, SWEETHEART?
HONEY, YOU'RE JUST GOING TO DO GREAT.
HI THERE.
HOW YOU DOING TODAY, JODY?
FINE.
IS THIS YOUR FIRST TRIP TO THE DENTIST?
ARE YOU A LITTLE SCARED?
NO?
GOOD.
GIVE ME FIVE.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.
THANK YOU.
I WAS LYING DOWN IN MY OFFICE.
I HAD A LITTLE MIGRAINE.
WE'RE JUST GLAD TO HAVE YOU HERE.
ISN'T THIS EXCITING?
JESSICA, COULD YOU HELP ME
WITH A PATIENT, PLEASE?
OH, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD ARRIVED.
I'VE BEEN HERE FOR ALMOST 2 HOURS.
WE'LL BE IN THE RAIN FOREST ROOM.
[RECORDED RAIN FOREST SOUNDS PLAYING]
JESSICA, WHERE'S THE PATIENT'S TRAY?
IT'S ALL PREPARED.
I'LL GO GET IT FOR YOU...
O KING OF THE JUNGLE.
SO, HAVE YOU TAKEN A LOOK AROUND, HUH?
YES.
WE'VE TURNED DENTISTRY INTO INTERACTIVE MEDICINE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS ROOM HERE, JODY?
PRETTY COOL?
YOU SEE, I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT
FOR THE PATIENT TO ENJOY A POSITIVE DENTAL EXPERIENCE
CONDUCIVE TO CONTINUED CARE.
YOU READY TO GET STARTED?
TODAY I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR TEETH.
THAT'S ALL I'M GOING TO DO,
JUST A LITTLE LOOK.
YOU CAN HOLD MY HAND, HONEY.
OK, NOW I WANT YOU TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH
NICE AND WIDE FOR JESSICA.
[STRINGS PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC]
YOU'VE BUILT UP QUITE A PRACTICE, DOCTOR.
A LOT OF MONEY IN DENTISTRY THESE DAYS.
I WORK HARD...
TOO HARD TO LOSE IT ALL.
I'M SURE THAT WON'T HAPPEN.
YOU'RE DOING REALLY GOOD, HONEY.
IF I KICK HER OUT,
SHE'LL TAKE EVERYTHING.
WHAT?
EVERY PENNY I EVER MADE.
AAH!
MOM!
WHAT DID YOU DO? HE'S BLEEDING!
HE--HE MOVED.
HE HAS TO LEARN TO SIT STILL.
MRS. SANDERS, WE'RE VERY SORRY.
IT'S OK, JODY. WE'RE GOING TO GO HOME.
THIS VISIT IS OVER, DR. FEINSTONE.
[CRYING]
MRS. SANDERS...
IT'S OVER!
DOCTOR, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
WE--WE CAN'T TAKE CHILDREN ANYMORE.
THAT CHILD IS SPOILED,
SPOILED ROTTEN.
MRS. SANDERS, WHAT--
IT'S OK, JODY.
WE'RE GOING TO GO HOME.
THEY'RE OK.
I REMEMBER MY FIRST TIME AT THE DENTIST.
I BIT HIM.
OH, WE CHARGE EXTRA FOR THAT.
UNDER CONTROL.
KEEP IT UNDER CONTROL.
Karen: ALAN?
[GAGGING]
OH, MY GOD.
ALAN.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
[COUGHING]
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
HERE.
I'M FINE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
UH, I JUST FINISHED WITH MISS REIGN,
BUT IF YOU'RE NOT FEELING WELL...
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
OH, WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE HER.
THERE'S NOTHING MAJOR INDICATED.
WHY DON'T YOU REST FOR A WHILE?
[HUMMING]
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
HELLO.
WHO IS THIS?
IT'S ME.
ALAN?
YES.
YOUR HUSBAND ALAN.
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, SILLY.
BROOKE,
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE...
TRYING TO...
REMEMBER OUR FIRST PRACTICE.
ALAN, YOU'RE NOT HAVING A MOMENT, ARE YOU?
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GET LIKE.
TAKE ONE PILL.
I LOVE YOU.
IS SOMETHING THE MATTER?
ALAN, IS EVERYTHING OK?
I'M JUST RUNNING A LITTLE LATE,
THAT'S ALL.
YOU'LL HAVE TO MEET ME AT THE OFFICE...
TONIGHT.
OK.
TONIGHT THEN?
TONIGHT.
OUR ANNIVERSARY.
MM-HMM.
ALL RIGHT.
BYE-BYE.
[SIGH]
ASSHOLE.
BITCH.
APRIL?
UH, THE DOCTOR IS BUSY RIGHT NOW,
BUT HE'LL BE ABLE TO SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
WELL, I THINK STEVE, MY MANAGER,
WANTED TO TALK TO HIM.
HE THINKS MY MOUTH NEEDS A MAKEOVER.
IT'S THE ONLY PART OF ME
HE HASN'T TOTALLY REBUILT.
WELL, WE'LL MAKE YOU ANOTHER APPOINTMENT.
WELL, KAREN, WHO DO WE HAVE HERE?
UH, UM...
THIS IS APRIL REIGN.
I'M SORRY, DOCTOR. I THOUGHT YOU WERE BUSY.
ALL THE TIME.
DECAY IS ALWAYS BUSY...
SO WE'RE ALWAYS BUSY.
HOW'S THE PATIENT?
OH, SHE LOOKED FINE, DOCTOR.
NOTHING THAT CALLS FOR IMMEDIATE ATTENTION.
GOOD.
THEN WE'LL JUST TAKE A LITTLE LOOK.
WELL, ALL SHE NEEDED WAS A CLEANING.
SO I COULD BE IRRESISTIBLE
WITH ALL THE WORLD AT MY FEET.
HA HA HA!
THERE'S A SHADOW HERE ON NUMBER 31.
RIGHT THERE ON THE X-RAY.
UH, YES, DOCTOR, UM...
THERE IS SOME ABRASION
ON THE LINGUAL AT THE GUM LINE.
TELL JESSICA I'LL NEED A FILLING TRAY.
OK.
YOU HAVE A CAVITY
ON ONE OF YOUR LOWER RIGHT MOLARS.
IT ISN'T TOO SERIOUS,
BUT WE REALLY SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT IT
BEFORE IT GETS ANY WORSE.
WILL YOU HAVE TO DRILL?
THEY'RE YOUR TEETH.
YOU WOULDN'T WANT THEM TO FALL OUT, WOULD YOU?
UM, IT'S REALLY NOT BOTHERING ME AT ALL.
WELL, WE'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE ANESTHETIC.
YOU WON'T FEEL ANYTHING AT ALL.
I HAVE THIS THING ABOUT NEEDLES.
WELL, THEN, WE'LL GIVE YOU A TOPICAL.
NEEDLES REALLY FREAK ME OUT.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD NITROUS OXIDE?
JEEZ.
RIGHT THROUGH THE SNAPPER.
OH, JESUS.
HERE.
ALL RIGHT. DOGGIE BURSTS THROUGH FENCE.
GROWL!
ASSAILANT SHOOTS DOGGIE.
BULLET GOES...
RIGHT THROUGH...HERE.
ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATSON.
YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS A ROBBER, DO YOU?
HE'S NEVER USED A GUN BEFORE.
HE'S NEVER HAD A DOG ATTACK HIM BEFORE.
TO THE LAB.
CHECK OUT THE NEIGHBORS.
COP STUFF, HUH?
Police officer: NOW, DID YOU TALK
TO ANYBODY ELSE ABOUT IT?
ALL RIGHT.
IS THAT COMFORTABLE?
JUST KEEP BREATHING NICE DEEP BREATHS.
YOU HAVE AN INTERESTING NAME.
STEVE WANTED TO CALL ME APRIL SHOWERS,
BUT I LIKED REIGN,
LIKE A QUEEN, NOT JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, RAIN.
JUST KEEP BREATHING NORMALLY.
EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE IN A COUPLE OF SECONDS.
I'M FINE. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A BREAK?
YOU DON'T WANT ME TO ASSIST YOU?
NOT NECESSARY.
ARE YOU SURE?
YES, DOCTOR.
OPEN.
YEAH, RIGHT...RIGHT... RIGHT OVER THERE.
THERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT. NOW JUST KEEP BREATHING.
YOU A MODEL?
YOU LOOK LIKE A MODEL.
HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANY, UH...RUNWAY WORK?
IT AIN'T EASY, NO, SIR.
THOSE GIRLS GOT TO BE VERY CONFIDENT
TO GET UP THERE IN FRONT OF THOSE JUDGES.
THEY GOT TO HAVE THE WALK.
YOU WANT TO TRY?
NO.
WE ALL GOT TO HAVE OUR SECRET DREAMS.
GO ON. STAND UP. GIVE IT A SHOT.
NO. I'VE NEVER-- I DON'T KNOW HOW.
I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE...
COME ON. TAKE A FEW STEPS TO A NEW BEGINNING.
GO ON.
THAT'S IT. HOLD YOUR HEAD UP.
LIKE THIS?
THAT'S IT. MORE ATTITUDE. THROW SOME ATTITUDE.
LOTS OF ATTITUDE.
ALL RIGHT. DO A LITTLE TURN RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S IT.
BEAUTIFUL.
EXCUSE ME.
WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON WITH APRIL BACK THERE?
DR. FEINSTONE'S TAKING CARE OF HER.
YEAH?
YOU OK, SARAH?
OH, YEAH. I WAS JUST, UM, STRETCHING.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
[TURNS ON DRILL]
HA HA HA!
ALL RIGHT.
OHH! OHH!
YOU DON'T HURT ME, DOCTOR,
AND I WON'T HURT YOU.
AHH.
FILTH.
WHORE.
ALL RIGHT. JUST, UH... JUST RELAX.
THIS WON'T HURT A BIT.
THAT'S WHAT MEN ALWAYS SAY.
THEY'RE THE BIGGEST LIARS.
OOH!
JUST KEEP BREATHING.
THAT'S IT.
DEEP...SLOW BREATHS.
Steve: I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO THE DOCTOR, PLEASE.
HE'S GOT TO KNOW
THAT APRIL AND I HAVE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT,
AND IT'S GETTING LATE.
I KNOW, AND I'M SURE HE'LL BE FINISHED SOON.
I HOPE SO.
YOU GOT A BATHROOM HERE?
YEAH. DOWN THE HALL AND TO THE LEFT.
EXCUSE ME.
MAY I HELP YOU?
UH, I WAS JUST--
I WAS JUST WONDERING WHERE THE BATHROOM WAS.
IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE.
Brooke: HA HA HA!
DO IT TO ME, ALAN.
AHH...
LIKE A BIG, STRONG MAN.
COME ON, BABY.
AHH!
[WOMAN SINGS OPERA]
OH, YEAH.
JUST LIKE MATT.
OH.
[CHOKING]
JUST LIKE MATT?
AH!
[CHOKING]
NO.
[GASPING]
DEATH IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU.
[COUGHING]
WHAT?
THE, UH...
THE NITROUS MUST HAVE RUN OUT.
[COUGHING]
I DON'T FEEL GOOD.
YOU'LL BE FINE IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES.
JUST RELAX.
I HAVE TO GO NOW.
[COUGHING]
PLEASE JUST STAY THERE
AND SIT STILL FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES.
STEVE!
OH, PLEASE...
PLEASE, COULD YOU--
PLEASE, WOULD YOU JUST SIT BACK DOWN?
PLEASE.
[COUGHING]
Alan: PLEASE COME BACK!
PLEASE. THIS--THIS IS NOT WHAT I ADVISE.
WOULD YOU JUST COME BACK INSIDE?
WHOA! WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
WHO ARE YOU?
I'M STEVE LANDERS, DOCTOR.
APRIL IS MY CLIENT.
STEVE.
YEAH, BABY?
UH, YES, WELL, UH, YES.
SHE'S HAD A MINOR REACTION
TO A SMALL DOSE OF NITROUS OXIDE.
THAT'S ALL.
WOW.
NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOTHING-- NOTHING SERIOUS.
SHE'LL BE FINE IN A MINUTE OR TWO.
OK, YOU GOING TO BE OK, BABY?
YOU ALL RIGHT? NO.
WOULD YOU BOTH LIKE TO JUST COME INSIDE
AND SIT DOWN UNTIL SHE'S READY TO LEAVE?
SOME-- SOME FRESH AIR, THOUGH,
MIGHT, UH...MIGHT BRING HER AROUND A LITTLE FASTER.
UH, SHE'S--WHY DON'T YOU PICK HER UP
SO SHE DOESN'T FALL?
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
Steve: OK, WE'RE GOING TO BRING YOU OUTSIDE
IN THE FRESH AIR, AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.
WE, UH, TRIED TO MAKE HER FEEL A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE
WHEN SHE WASN'T FEELING SO WELL.
THIS IS THE QUICKEST WAY OUT.
WE'LL GET YOU SOME FRESH AIR, BABY.
YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
THEY'RE DROPPING LIKE FLIES.
[DROPS PINK CAP]
CANDY, ONE OF THE TANKS OF NITROUS IS DEAD.
I'M SWITCHING OVER TO THE OTHER ONE,
BUT WE NEED TO ORDER A BACKUP.
MORE GAS? OK, YOU GOT IT.
OH, MRS. ROBERTS WILL BE HERE FIRST THING TOMORROW.
SHE ALSO ASKED
IF YOU'D NOTICED ANYTHING THIS MORNING?
UH...
NOTICED?
I DON'T KNOW. HER DOG WAS KILLED.
SHE JUST THOUGHT PERHAPS YOU'D SEEN SOMETHING.
HMM.
MM-MMM.
NO? OK.
KAREN.
UM...
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. WE'RE ALMOST DONE.
THEN THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU.
I CAN'T WAIT.
IT'S ALL I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT,
JUST BEING ABLE TO SMILE.
HA HA HA.
WHAT? I'M WITH A PATIENT.
LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN ROOM NUMBER 1.
TALK ABOUT HEAVEN.
DID YOU...SHOW ALAN?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
DID YOU SEE WHEN THE PATIENT LEFT HOW SHE LEFT?
HE DID SOMETHING TO HER.
MAYBE THEY FELL OUT OF HER PURSE.
YEAH, RIGHT, AND I CAN MAKE FLAMES SHOOT OUT OF MY ASS.
WELL, GIVE THEM TO ME, AND I'LL ASK HIM.
NO. UM...
NO. I DON'T WANT TO CAUSE ANY MORE TROUBLE.
I'M ALREADY ON HIS SHIT LIST.
I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MOMENT.
MR. GOLDBLUM, DR. FEINSTONE IS WITH A PATIENT
AND REALLY CAN'T BE DISTURBED.
LOOK, LADY, I'M TELLING YOU
HE'LL SEE ME RIGHT AWAY.
I DON'T THINK THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO--
DOCTOR, THIS IS MR...
MARVIN GOLDBLUM, IRS.
YES, UH-- YES, MR. GOLDBLUM.
UH, UH, I WAS EXPECTING YOU A LITTLE LATER.
AS YOU CAN SEE,
I'M A LITTLE BEHIND HERE RIGHT NOW.
YOU KNOW, DR. FEINSTONE, ALAN--
YOU DON'T MIND IF I CALL YOU ALAN, RIGHT?
YOU CAN CALL ME MARV.
YOU GOT REAL TAX PROBLEMS.
YOU NEED TO DO A GOOD JOB FOR ME.
OH, OK.
I GOT A LITTLE ACTION BACK THERE.
OH, I--ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU--
WHY DON'T YOU JUST, UH, COME IN BACK HERE?
THANK YOU.
YOU FUCKING PERVERT.
UHH!
Candy: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
I OUGHT TO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
WHAT YOU DID TO APRIL, WE'RE SUING YOU, MAN.
ALAN, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
THIS GUY, THIS GUY RIGHT HERE
IS A FUCKING DEGENERATE, A SICKO.
WE'RE--WE'RE GOING TO SUE YOUR ASS.
IS HE ALL RIGHT?
DOCTOR, DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL THE POLICE?
NO. I'M-- I'M--I'M FINE.
IT'S REALLY NOT YOUR DAY.
I--I'M FINE. I'M FINE.
THE PATIENT JUST--
THE PATIENT JUST OVERREACTED.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE--
THE DISCIPLINE,
THE LONG HOURS,
THE LACK OF RESPECT
IN A WORLD THAT GOES ON IGNORING
DENTAL HYGIENE!
DOCTOR!
WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU'RE OK.
UH...
UH, I'M, UH...
I--I'M SORRY, EVERYBODY.
THIS HAS--HA HA HA--
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
WHY DON'T YOU, UH...
ALL JUST, UH, PLEASE, JUST--JUST GO HOME?
THIS WAY. COME ON.
EASY.
IS HE CRAZY, ALAN, OR DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?
I TOLD YOU. NOTHING HAPPENED.
KAREN, COME ON. YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN THAT.
LOOK, TELL CANDY TO CLOSE UP.
THE REST OF YOU TAKE THE DAY OFF.
WELL...
PLEASE, JUST GO!
IF IT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
YES. THANK YOU.
WELL, MY MOM ISN'T PICKING ME UP TILL 1:30,
SO MAYBE I CAN WAIT IN CASE HE CAN STILL SEE ME.
I'M SORRY, HONEY.
YOU HEARD WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID.
I THINK IT MAY HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER DAY.
Alan's voice: WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE...
WITH THEIR VILE...
INFECTED LIVES?
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, BROOKE.
ALAN?
ARE YOU HERE?
ALAN, WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR THE RESERVATION.
ALAN?
[WOMAN SINGS OPERA]
ALAN?
MY DEAR.
I WANTED YOU TO BE THE FIRST...
TO SEE MY FINEST ACHIEVEMENT.
OPERATORY NUMBER 4--
LA SCALA...
HOME OF THE ITALIAN OPERA,
THE FINEST OPERA HOUSE IN THE WORLD.
I WANTED IT TO BE A SURPRISE FOR YOU...
FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY.
IMPRESSIVE.
IN A WORLD WHERE ROMANCE
HAS BEEN REPLACED BY TECHNOLOGY,
IN THIS ROOM...
THE TWO...ARE WED.
[WOMAN CONTINUES SINGING OPERA]
PLEASE...
SIT.
JUST HOW MANY PILLS DID YOU TAKE?
OHH!
DO YOU HEAR HOW SHE-- SHE HITS THE HIGH NOTES
SO...
SO PERFECTLY...
FROM THE DEPTHS OF HER SOUL?
SHE SINGS OF LOVE.
ALL...
LOVE.
[SIGHS]
WE'RE GOING TO LOSE OUR TABLE.
BROOKE...
PLEASE, HUMOR ME.
WELL, ALAN, I MEAN,
THIS REALLY DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A GOOD TIME.
BROOKE, IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY.
PRETTY PLEASE?
[SIGHS]
OH!
JUST ENOUGH.
WE WOULDN'T WANT TO LOSE YOU.
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD FOOL ME, HUH?
OH, NO, I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU.
I'VE BEEN WATCHING WHAT YOU'VE BECOME...
FILTH...
JUST LIKE THE REST OF THEM.
YOU, PAULA ROBERTS...
MATT.
[MOANING]
OH...OH...OH!
SHH!
WOULDN'T WANT ME TO CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE, WOULD YOU?
WHAT WOULD MATT THINK?
YOU WOULDN'T BE MUCH USE TO HIM THEN.
TONIGHT, YOU PAY...
FOR ALL THAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME.
AH!
AH.
AAH!
[SOBBING]
MERCY?
YOU WANT ME TO SHOW MERCY?
NOT TONIGHT...
MY SWEET.
OH!
AH, AH, OH.
AAH!
Alan's voice: I NEVER USE IT--
THE POOL.
I BUILT IT FOR YOU.
MAYBE I SHOULD.
WE...
COULD SWIM TOGETHER.
THAT'S THE WAY WE WERE MEANT TO BE...
TOGETHER FOREVER.
NO ONE WILL COME BETWEEN US.
[CHIMING]
[GROANING]
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
DR. FEINSTONE.
GIBBS, LAPD, AND THIS IS DETECTIVE SUNSHINE.
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG, DETECTIVE?
THE WORLD'S FULL OF WRONG, DOC.
MAY WE COME IN?
I WAS JUST HAVING BREAKFAST.
THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY.
I'M A FRUIT MAN MYSELF.
WE'VE GOT A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS
WE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU.
THERE'S BEEN A SERIES OF ROBBERIES
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
AND WE WERE WONDERING IF MAYBE
YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD OR SEEN SOMETHING.
NO. I'VE HEARD NOTHING, SEEN NOTHING.
Sunshine: AND MRS. FEINSTONE?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WELL, DID SHE HEAR OR SEE ANYTHING
OUT OF THE ORDINARY YESTERDAY MORNING?
I DON'T THINK SO,
BUT I COULD ASK HER WHEN SHE WAKES UP.
WELL, SHE'S A LUCKY LADY.
SOON AS THE SUN HITS MY EYES, I'M UP.
HERE'S MY CARD.
GIVE ME A CALL.
DO EITHER OF YOU OWN A FIREARM?
NO.
YOU'RE A DENTIST, RIGHT?
YES.
THAT'S A LITTLE LIKE A COP--
A NECESSARY EVIL.
WHAT THE...
OHH...
OH, GOD.
BROOKE.
HEY, BROOKE.
[GROANING]
Matt: OH, GOD.
NO.
AAH--AAH--AAH.
SHAME ON YOU.
NO, MAN, DON'T.
DON'T.
HUHH!
IT'S DOCTOR!
DR. FEINSTONE, AND BROOKE IS MY WIFE!
YOU FILTHY PIECE OF SHIT!
UHH!
OHH.
Alan's voice: I AM AN INSTRUMENT
OF PERFECTION AND HYGIENE--
THE ENEMY OF DECAY AND CORRUPTION--
A DENTIST...
AND I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
DON'T YOU GUYS EVER START ON TIME AROUND HERE?
Candy: IT WON'T BE LONG NOW. I PROMISE.
HELLO, SARAH.
HI. I HAD TO POSTPONE THE PARTY.
PAULA, WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN?
WELL, THIS CERTAINLY IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
UH, YOU CAN 86 THE TUNES, HONEY.
ALL RIGHT. WE'RE JUST GOING TO NUMB UP THAT MOLAR.
JESSICA, WE'RE DOING A REPLACEMENT ON NUMBER 18.
I THINK DENNIS SHOT THE DOG, ALAN.
HE KNEW I'D FINALLY GOTTEN ATTACHED TO IT.
WHAT?
YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING YESTERDAY, DID YOU?
NO.
OPEN WIDE.
AHH, AHH.
AHH.
OWWWW.
AAH, AAH, AHH.
AAH.
AHH, GOD.
WE'RE JUST GOING TO LET THAT NUMB UP
FOR A SECOND, ALL RIGHT?
IT HAPPENED RIGHT AFTER YOU LEFT, YOU KNOW?
MATT DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING EITHER.
MATT?
YOU KNOW, THE NEW GUY FROM THE POOL SERVICE.
HMM, THAT MATT...
HE'S REAL GOOD.
JESSICA, GIVE ME THE BURR BLOCK.
Paula: HOW'S HE BEEN WORKING OUT FOR YOU?
WELL, WE'VE BEEN HAVING A LITTLE PROBLEM
WITH OUR SLUDGE FILTER LATELY, BUT, UH...
BUT I THINK WE'VE GOT THAT ALL CLEARED UP.
[DRILL WHIRS]
AAH.
AAH, AAH.
DOCTOR.
AAH.
DOCTOR.
AAH.
DOCTOR.
WHAT?
CAN I SPEAK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT?
JUST RELAX, PAULA.
GOD.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
DOCTOR.
WHAT WERE YOU DOING USING THAT DOUGHNUT BURR?
YOU WERE DESTROYING THAT WOMAN'S TOOTH.
ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME?
DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW WHAT MY PATIENT WANTS?
DOCTOR--
DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN.
I RUN THIS OFFICE.
YES. I KNOW.
WHEN I TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING, YOU DO IT!
NOW GET BACK IN THERE
AND TAKE CARE OF THE PATIENT...
NOW!
ALAN, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
DO YOU THINK THAT THIS COULD WAIT?
I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF A PROCEDURE.
I DON'T THINK SO.
CANDY JUST GOT A CALL
FROM A MR. GOLDBLUM FROM THE IRS.
I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE NOW.
WHEN IS HE COMING?
NOW, I GUESS.
LEECHES.
BLOODSUCKING LEECHES!
WHERE THE HELL IS SHE?
SHE INSISTED ON LEAVING.
YOU CLEARLY HAVEN'T LEARNED WHAT IT TAKES
TO PERFORM YOUR DUTIES HERE.
THE PATIENT COMES FIRST.
YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE HER MORE COMFORTABLE.
WAIT A MINUTE. ARE YOU BLAMING ME?
NOT ONLY AM I BLAMING YOU,
I AM FIRING YOU,
AND DON'T EXPECT A RECOMMENDATION.
I HAVE FOUND YOUR WORK HERE
TO BE THOROUGHLY UNPROFESSIONAL.
UNPROFESSIONAL?
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DESTROYED THAT WOMAN'S MOLAR,
AND WHAT ABOUT THIS?
THAT WOMAN YESTERDAY--
THE ONE THEY CARRIED OUT OF HERE.
WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?
NOTHING.
RIGHT. LIKE YOU HAD TO REMOVE THESE TO FILL A CAVITY.
EVERYONE ELSE HERE IS SCARED TO DEATH OF YOU,
BUT NOT ME.
I'M GOING TO SHUT YOU DOWN.
JESSICA, NOTHING HAPPENED.
BULLSHIT. I'M GOING TO REPORT YOU
TO THE DENTAL ASSOCIATION.
YOU FILTHY PIG.
YOU DIRTY, DISGUSTING--
OH, FUCK YOU.
YOU'RE THE PIG.
UHH.
AAH.
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SEE A DENTIST ABOUT THAT TOOTH?
I'D RATHER LIVE WITH THE PAIN.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
YOU WERE RIGHT, SHERLOCK.
THIS IS NOT OUR ROBBER.
A .380 CALIBER SLUG,
FLATTENED BY THE DOG'S CRANIUM.
SURPRISE ME, SUNSHINE. SURPRISE ME.
THERE'S ABOUT 300 REGISTERED GUN OWNERS
IN A 2-MILE RADIUS OF THE HOUSE.
NEARER, NEARER.
ACROSS THE STREET...
A DR. FEINSTONE IS A FULLY SUBSCRIBED,
BONA FIDE MEMBER OF THE ENCINO GUN CLUB
AND A REGISTERED OWNER OF A .380 WALTHER PPK.
A REGULAR JAMES BOND.
MR. JAMES BOND, REGULAR.
YEAH.
SARAH.
YOU'RE UP NEXT.
JUST GO ON BACK AND LET HIM KNOW YOU'RE NEXT.
OK.
HI. REMEMBER ME?
I'M NEXT.
SHE'S BEEN WAITING
AN AWFULLY LONG TIME ALREADY.
YEAH. TWO YEARS AND ONE DAY.
KID, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
SEE, DR. FEINSTONE CAN'T KEEP ME WAITING.
IT'S IN HIS OWN INTEREST...
OR DO WE START THE AUDIT NOW?
LOOK, MR. GOLDBLUM, I--
HMM?
IT'S ALL RIGHT, SARAH.
HE WON'T BE TOO LONG.
YOU UNDERSTAND.
I CAN'T TAKE THIS.
KID, THAT'S NICE,
BUT NEXT TIME, TAKE THE MONEY.
I'LL LET MYSELF IN.
HEY, DOC.
GOT BUSINESS.
WHY DON'T YOU GO IN THAT FIRST ROOM RIGHT THERE?
YES, BOSS.
REAL NICE PLACE HERE, ALAN.
HELL, THIS PLACE IS LIKE A PALACE...
LIKE YOUR HOME.
GOT ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL ROOMS HERE.
REAL SPECIAL.
THAT'S GOOD.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PUT THEM ON, ARE YOU?
I WAS, UH,
JUST IN THE, UH, GAS CLOSET.
OH, YOU'RE NOT OUT?
WHAT?
NERVE GAS.
I WAS HOPING FOR A LITTLE WHIFF
OF THE GOOF TODAY.
PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, MR. GOLDBLUM?
ALAN, I'VE, UH-- I'VE SEEN YOUR RETURNS.
YOU'RE DOING REAL WELL HERE,
BUT THOSE DEDUCTIONS-- WHOO.
I MEAN, REALLY?
YOU DIDN'T REALLY THINK--
I MEAN, WITH PENALTY AND INTEREST,
IT COULD COST YOU PLENTY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
ALAN, I'M YOUR FRIEND.
I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO MY SUPERVISOR
WITH THIS, YOU KNOW?
LOT CHEAPER TO PAY ME THAN UNCLE SAM.
HOW MUCH?
YOU CAN START...
WITH THESE.
WE'LL USE LASER BONDING TO REATTACH THEM.
GOOD.
LASERS, YEAH.
MAKE ME LOOK NICE.
HEY, DOC, DON'T TAKE WHAT I'M SAYING PERSONAL.
AFTER ALL, WE DON'T HAVE ANY SECRETS NOW, DO WE?
GOT A GREAT MARRIAGE.
I CAN TELL BY YOUR RETURNS.
YOU SPEND PLENTY ON HER.
HOT STUFF.
WELL, IS SHE, DOC?
REALLY HOT?
I'M SORRY, DOC.
I KNOW I GOT A DIRTY MIND.
IT'S THIS JOB.
YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN THE SEWER,
YOU CAN'T HELP GETTING A LITTLE DIRTY.
BUT I GUESS AS A TOOTH MAN, YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT IT.
MILD SEDATION IS CALLED FOR.
I'M GOING TO BE ADMINISTERING
SOME NITROUS OXIDE.
GREAT. GO FOR IT, DOC.
SEIZE THE DAY.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOUR LITTLE PROBLEM.
JUST BREATHE NORMALLY...
AND RELAX.
BROOKE. SUCH A WASPY NAME.
OH, THOSE SHIKSA BROADS
REALLY KNOW HOW TO DO THE DEED,
DON'T THEY, DOC?
I LOVE IT.
AM I RIGHT, OR AM I RIGHT?
WHAT THE HELL?
YOU'D NEVER BE SATISFIED, WOULD YOU?
MUCH WORSE THAN I THOUGHT, MARV.
THE DECAY IS OUT OF CONTROL.
IT'S GONE RIGHT THROUGH TO YOUR SOUL.
COME ON, MARV.
OPEN WIDE.
[SCREAMING]
Goldblum: AAH!
HI.
I'M MATTHEW ZIEGLER.
ESTRADA DENTAL SUPPLY COMPANY.
HOW YOU DOING TODAY?
WHAT IS TODAY, THURSDAY? THURSDAYS, I'M GOOD.
GREAT. I'M YOUR NEW AREA REPRESENTATIVE.
I WAS HOPING TO MEET WITH THE DOCTOR TODAY.
YOU CAN MEET ME.
I DO ALL THE ORDERING.
I'M THE OFFICE MANAGER-- CANDY WITTRIDGE.
[GOLDBLUM SCREAMING]
HEY, YOU HEAR IT ALL THE TIME.
EVERY DENTIST HAS A SCREAMER OR TWO FOR A PATIENT.
AAH!
OH, GOD!
AAH!
THIS MAY TAKE A WHILE.
[DRILLING]
[SCREAMING]
GET YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE WAY.
GET IT OUT OF THE WAY, GOD DAMN IT!
[SCREAMING]
ALAN?
WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
UM, IS THERE A PROBLEM?
NO, NO.
NOT ANYMORE.
LOW PAIN THRESHOLD.
THE PATIENT IS FINE NOW.
OH, OK.
THANK YOU.
UH, HAVE YOU SEEN JESSICA?
SHE'S NOT HERE.
I HAD TO LET HER GO.
WE'RE SHORT-STAFFED AS IT IS.
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO PERFORM HER DUTIES OURSELVES
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. THAT'S ALL.
MAYBE THERE SHOULDN'T BE A REST OF THE DAY.
MAYBE WE SHOULD CLOSE UP
UNTIL THINGS ARE UNDER CONTROL.
THINGS ARE UNDER CONTROL!
EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL!
THIS IS A BUSINESS, KAREN. MY BUSINESS.
I CANNOT AFFORD TO HAVE A BAD DAY.
PLEASE...
GO BACK TO WORK.
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
Sunshine: I JUST DON'T GET IT.
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
WHY WOULD HE WANT TO SHOOT A DOG?
'CAUSE HE'S A DENTIST.
THEY'RE CAPABLE OF ANYTHING.
DID YOU KNOW
DENTISTS HAVE THE HIGHEST RATE OF SUICIDE?
LET'S GO.
COME ON.
CALL FOR BACKUP. I'M GOING IN.
OK.
[GURGLING SOUNDS]
OH, JESUS.
JESSICA?
ALAN?
[GROANING]
HELP ME.
OHH.
ALAN.
Alan: IT'S HORRIBLE, ISN'T IT?
DISCOLORATION...
THE PERIODONTAL DETERIORATION...
THE SMELL.
WE DEAL WITH THIS EVERY DAY.
AND WE CLEAN IT UP--
THE FILTH THEY MAKE...
AND THEY HATE US FOR IT.
FILTHY WHORE.
SHE PUT HIS...
DIRTY, ROTTEN...
IN HER MOUTH.
UHH!
UHH.
DON'T FIGHT IT, KAREN.
THE AIR BUBBLES WILL GO TO YOUR BRAIN,
AND THEN IT WILL BE...POOF.
UHH.
Candy: DR. FEINSTONE.
KAREN?
DOCTOR?
DR. FEINSTONE.
YES.
ARE YOU OK?
I'M FINE.
SARAH ANDREWS IS STILL HERE.
I'M BREAKING FOR LUNCH.
KAREN OR JESSICA CAN ASSIST.
SHALL I SEND SARAH BACK?
YES.
NOTHING GOES ON AROUND HERE WITHOUT ME KNOWING ABOUT IT.
CANDY, YOU EVER HAD THE SLIPPERY SHRIMP
AT YANG CHOW'S?
NOT THIS WEEK.
THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW.
YOU CAN COME ON BACK.
Ziegler: HEY, CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER
FOR A NEW TROPICAL-FLAVORED DENTAL FLOSS TODAY?
DR. FEINSTONE?
DOCTOR?
WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE
IS A SERIOUSLY DERAILED TRAIN.
A MAN OVER THE EDGE.
BLACK-AND-WHITES WILL MEET US AT HIS OFFICE.
TAKE A LOOK.
I THINK THEY LOOK GREAT.
SO SAD.
NOW IT CAN ONLY BE RUINED.
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE CAN ONLY...
SPOIL...WHAT WE'VE MADE.
THE IDEA THAT...
EVERY SECOND, THEY'RE JUST...
ROTTING AWAY.
CAN YOU LIVE WITH THAT?
I DON'T THINK YOU CAN.
AAH!
PLEASE! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
Alan: SARAH?
SARAH.
SORRY, SARAH.
PLEASE.
LET ME EXPLAIN.
COME ON OUT NOW, SARAH.
SARAH!
YOU CAN'T HIDE!
NOT FROM YOUR DENTIST!
I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!
[GROANS]
COME ON, COME ON.
WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER WHEN I CALLED YOU, SARAH?
AAH!
[BANGING ON DOOR]
SO...SORRY...
SARAH.
SO YOUNG...
SO...INNOCENT.
STILL...
DECAY IS JUST KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR.
OPEN WIDE, SARAH.
LET ME IN.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THAT'S THE WAY IT IS?
DO YOU?
I'M SORRY.
PLEASE.
I WON'T EAT CANDY.
I'LL BRUSH 3 TIMES A DAY. PLEASE.
PRETTY PLEASE.
PRETTY PLEASE, DR. FEINSTONE.
3 TIMES A DAY.
NO CANDY.
3 TIMES.
3 TIMES A DAY.
NO CANDY.
[SOBBING]
IT'S OK.
Just tell me where he is. You're safe now.
[SIREN]
[WOMAN SINGS OPERA]
HE DIDN'T SAY WHERE HE WAS GOING?
DID HE SAY ANYTHING AT ALL?
A PLACE, ANYTHING?
A GOOD MARRIAGE.
A GREAT DENTIST.
DID HE MENTION A NAME?
ANYBODY?
A RESPECTED TEACHER.
WILL YOU SHUT UP?
DON'T YOU GET IT?
HE'S A FUCKING LUNATIC!
DID YOU SAY "TEACHER"?
[DRILL WHIRRING]
AAH!
WHOA! WHOA!
I REALLY THINK SHE NEEDS SOME ANESTHETIC.
PAIN IS AN ABSTRACT EMOTION.
IT HAS TO BE MANAGED, SHAPED,
AND DISREGARDED AS A DISTRACTION.
CONTINUE.
WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?
OH, A PULSATING GUM.
A VILE AND INFECTED PULSATING GUM...
JUST READY AND WAITING FOR LANCING.
I WANT A SECOND OPINION.
MY SECOND OPINION IS EXTRACT.
EXTRACT WHAT?
ALL OF THEM.
YOU HEARD ME.
EXTRACT.
I WANT EVERYBODY...
TO EXTRACT.
I SAID EXTRACT!
OH, MY GOD!
EXTRACT NOW!
I SAID EXTRACT!
WHY DID YOU KILL ME, JOHN?
WHY?
YOU SICK BASTARD.
[GUNSHOT]
AAH! AAH!
FEINSTONE!
DROP THE GUN NOW!
NOW!
MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT!
LET'S GO! GO!
DAMN!
OUT OF THE WAY!
THAT WAY! THAT WAY!
[WOMAN SINGING OPERA]
HA HA HA!
[WOMAN SINGING OPERA]
ENOUGH ABOUT ME.
YOU SURE YOU WANT THE ANESTHETIC?
YOU WON'T FEEL THE PAIN.
OK, FEINSTONE,
IT'S TIME FOR YOUR REGULAR VISIT.
NO.
I WON'T...I WON'T GO.
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.
I WON'T.
I WON'T!
OK, GUYS.
PLEASE! NO!
YES!
AAH!
[DRILL WHIRRING]
AAH! AAH!
AAH!
[DRILL GRINDING]
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